Did I say it was less traumatic? No. I was just sympathizing with you. If you like, maybe I can send my can-opener named Thunder to tear apart that book for you. And before you ask, I'm not actually being sarcastic. Me and that can-opener you see, we have a symbiotic relationship going here.

Well, you could always pretend you're seeing things and ask for medication. That helps with a lot of people.

How high? I'd recommend putting something nice and heavy on it.