*He's sorta back to his calm, polite demeanor again*

Symbiosis with a can-opener? That's rather interesting. And what does it get in return? Because, if you're the only one benefiting from the relationship, then it's actually commensalism.

I'm not mad, thank you very much. Medication is not for me.

And I've already taken care of the book. It fell down ten stories, if you want to know.